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ElonMuskle

The official legend

ElonMuskle

The delts. The lats. The absolute nonsense. Meet the galaxy's most unnecessarily jacked individual.

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Elon Muskle hitting a double-biceps pose on the surface of Mars, glancing over his shoulder

Lats: classified

Built different. Launched from Mars. Delts: reusable. Gravity: optional. Never skip leg day. Stay ridiculous

Not every legend needs an explanation

Some legends are born. Others are carved from pure muscle, questionable launches, and an unreasonable amount of confidence. Elon Muskle is a mysterious interplanetary phenomenon who reduced fitness to first principles and decided gravity was optional.

Species
Unconfirmed. Possibly Martian.
Bench press
Orbital
Gravity
Optional
Rest days
Deleted
Elon Muskle relaxing in a deck chair on Mars with a protein shake, a rocket-shaped house and two moons behind him

Episodes

Ten seconds each. Tap one for sound.

All 24 videos

Evidence of greatness

Documented proof.

The lats never rest. Neither does the camera.

  • Elon Muskle squatting a loaded barbell on the surface of Mars with Earth in the sky

    Leg day? Every day. Every planet.

  • Elon Muskle taking a selfie in a steel elevator, one bicep filling half the frame

    Max occupancy: me.

  • Elon Muskle holding a heavy deadlift on a launch pad in front of a rocket

    No spotter. No countdown.

  • Fisheye shot of Elon Muskle pushing a shopping cart loaded with eggs down a grocery aisle

    Cart capacity exceeded.

  • A humanoid robot nervously spotting Elon Muskle's bench press

    Meet my spotter.

  • Elon Muskle brushing his teeth while taking a bathroom mirror selfie

    Brush. Flex. Post.

  • Elon Muskle shaking a protein shaker and typing on his phone in a dark kitchen at 3am

    3am protein. 3am posts.

  • Elon Muskle floating in a space station with dumbbells, Earth through the window

    Zero gravity. Zero excuses.

The official lore

Five chapters. Zero scientific accuracy. One undeniably jacked protagonist.

Read the full legend
  1. ILaunch Day“The gym has never been the same.”
  2. IIBuilt Different“Gravity needs him.”
  3. IIIFirst Principles of Pump“Full self-lifting. Next year.”
  4. IVThe Gigagym Mystery“He simply flexes and lifts off.”
  5. VThe Legend Continues“T-minus forever.”

The Muskle Code

  • Elon Muskle hitting a double-biceps pose on the surface of Mars, glancing over his shoulder

    Rule 001

    Never skip leg day.

    Not even in zero gravity.

    Low gravity is not an excuse. It is a free PR.

  • A humanoid robot nervously spotting Elon Muskle's bench press

    Rule 002

    Delete the excuse.

    The best rest day is no rest day.

    Pressing in front of a nervous robot? Do it with posture.

  • Elon Muskle kissing his own flexed bicep

    Rule 003

    Never take life seriously.

    Unless someone questions your gains.

    Kissing your own bicep is self-care.

Read the full commandments

Facts approved by Elon Muskle himself

Fact 01 / 08

His lats have their own orbital period.

Not actual science. Obviously.

Words of absolute wisdom

Knowledge is temporary. Muskle is eternal.

I don't follow trends. Trends follow my lats.
— Elon Muskle

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Elon Muskle scowling at the camera in a black compression shirt, a red planet glowing behind him

Light-years ahead. Still lifting.